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Some assembly required. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. Voice where prohibited. Your results may vary. Adult supervision required. All sales are final. Terms and conditions may change according to customer's attitude. Offer subject to availability. Professional stunt cooks, do not try this at home. Quantities are limited. No rain checks issued. Mileage may vary. Tax not included. Some settling may occur. Not good with any other offers or previous sales. Batteries not included. Ma, I didn't do it. Baby, it was the locust. Not responsible. We do NOT own a microwave, so all food is made FRESH!